Doctor Eamer

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7 Levels of Singleness

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Dahil may nagbigay ng mensahe sa aking facebook page at nagustuhan niya ang article ko na Story of Evolution: Boy Labo to Boy Linaw to Boy Ligaw to Boy Friend, nakaisip ulit ako ng isang topic na makaka-relate ang 7 out of 10 Filipinos. LOL! πŸ™‚

Ayon sa masusing pag-aaral ni Doctor Eamer (ako iyon!), may pitong antas o level ng pagiging single. Babala: Napakasusing pag-aaral ang ginawa dito kaya hindi pumayag ang mga sources na makilala sila sa publiko. Ang pag-aaral na ito ay still on-going. Chos!

Level 1 – Kunwari Single

Sila ang mga taong makakita lang ng guwapo o maganda ay bigla na lang nagiging single. Hindi lang kasama ang boyfriend o girlfriend, single na! Babala: Mag-ingat sa kanila! Naglipana sila sa Metro Manila pero may ilan din sa Laguna. Huwag magpaloko. Maging alerto, bente kwatro! πŸ™‚

Level 2 – Single as of Yesterday

Nakikidalamhati po ako sa hiwalayang naganap sa inyo ng boyfriend o girlfriend mo. Kung sa tingin mo ay worth it pa na ipaglaban ang relasyon ninyo, go on!Β  Fight for it! Pero kung alam mo naman na wala na sa katuwiran o hindi na ito kaaya-aya, better let go. But pray for it. Kung mas makakabuti na single ka muna, then stay single. Magpaka-busy ka muna. Magbasa ng mga libro. Puwede mo tingnan ang mga for sale na second hand books dito.

Level 3 – Single the Explorer

Ito ang level na masasabi kong personal na desisyon ng tao. Pinili nila ito. Sila ang mga taong isinantabi muna ang lovelife. Sila ang mga taong excited magbakasyon lagi. Punta dito, punta doon. Gala dito, gala doon. Travel dito, travel doon. Sila din ang mga taong inaasam ang corporate ladder. Promotion muna ang pinagkakaabalahan. Madami pa silang gustong gawin na magagawa lang nila kung single sila. Ang paborito nilang hashtag ay #singlepamore πŸ™‚

Level 4 – Waiting Single

Ito ang level kung saan lagi silang nakatingin sa kalendaryo. Nasaan na si The One? Anong petsa na! Kung lalaki ka, aba ay mag the moves na. Kung babae ka naman, proceed to level 5. πŸ™‚

Level 5 – Praying Single

Marami akong alam na personal na kuwento na magpapatunay na mabisa ang panalangin. Tiwala lang kapatid. Darating din siya.Β Everything is possible for one who believes (Mark 9:23).

Level 6 – Happy Single

Masaya sila. Bakit, wala ba silang karapatan na maging masaya? πŸ™‚ Kuntento sila kung ano ang mayroon sila. Madami naman silang volunteer works o charity na sinusuportahan. Ang iba naman nagpapaaral ng kapatid o mga kamag-anak. May ilan na pinasok naman ang pulitika. Di ba Mr. President? πŸ™‚ Gusto ko tuloy makapanayam si Honorable PNoy ukol sa mga pananaw niya sa love and relationships. #NasaanAngPangulo? Nasa puso mo. πŸ™‚

Level 7 – Definitely Single

Ito ang pinakamataas na level ng pagiging single. Kung may Definitely Filipino na website, may definitely single din. Pero wala pa nga lang website. Tara gawan natin! πŸ™‚ Sila ang mga tinatawag ko na may gift of celibacy. Madalas, may pinagkakaabalahan sila. May nagkuwento sa akin na marami sa mga definitely single ay magaling magluto. Doon sila abala. Sabi nila ang paborito nilang puntahan naΒ recipe websiteΒ  ay www.panlasangpinoyrecipes.com πŸ™‚ Sobrang madali daw matuto magluto dahil doon. Masasarap pa ang mga putahe. Paid advertisement. Lol!

So ano? Level ano ka na? πŸ™‚ Ako kasi Gameover na. ❀ Happy Valentines!

PS: Para sa free (or paid) advertisement, mag-iwan lang ng mensahe sa iamdoctoreamer@gmail.comΒ πŸ™‚

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73 comments on “7 Levels of Singleness

  1. rosemawrites
    May 9, 2017

    praying single!

    Liked by 1 person

  2. akongaito
    April 6, 2017

    Reblogged this on P.S.A. and commented:
    Anong level mo? πŸ™‚

    Liked by 1 person

  3. Cassiopeia
    July 6, 2015

    A mixture of Level 6 and Level 7. (Pinilit ko lang talaga yung Level 6 Haha. Di ko matanggap na Level 7 eh! Chos!)

    Liked by 1 person

    • Doctor Eamer
      July 6, 2015

      Hahaha So mga level 6.5 ka.LOL! πŸ™‚

      Liked by 1 person

      • Cassiopeia
        July 6, 2015

        Next time, gawa ka naman ng may “.5” hahaha

        Liked by 1 person

      • Doctor Eamer
        July 6, 2015

        Gagawa ako ng test. Tapos doon madedetermine kung anong level.LOL!

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      • Cassiopeia
        July 6, 2015

        Lol.
        Yun tipong may choices.

        1.) Bakit ka single ngayon?
        a. ‘bakit ganun? Minahal ko naman… Iniwan parin ako’
        b. Niloko ka
        c. Malakas ang paniniwala mong walang forever
        d. Ayaw mo muna magkarelasyon (wala lang talagang nanliligaw)

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      • Doctor Eamer
        July 6, 2015

        You gave me an idea. Thanks much! Pero hindi ko pa ito magawa too soon. Madami pa kasing topics ang naka-line up na gagawin.hehe But this is noted! Kudos to blogging!

        Liked by 1 person

      • Cassiopeia
        July 6, 2015

        πŸ™‚ you’re welcome!

        Thank you!

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      • Cassiopeia
        July 6, 2015

        Lol. Ayos yan, Doc.

        Ayan diyan yan. Haha

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  4. Dok! Naguguluminahan na ako anong level nako. Meron bang mga in between sa mga level na yan? Tipong level 5.5 o level 2.3? πŸ˜€

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  5. marichu
    April 16, 2015

    ang kulit! pati singleness my level?

    Liked by 1 person

  6. Me.My.I
    April 10, 2015

    Reblogged this on thoughtbubbleme and commented:
    Ako nga pala si praying single xD

    Liked by 1 person

    • Doctor Eamer
      April 10, 2015

      Hahaha! πŸ™‚ I hope God will answer your prayers at the right time. πŸ™‚ Psalm 37:4 πŸ™‚

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  7. Ram
    April 8, 2015

    Marami akong kilalang waiting single. Kada pagkikita namin, hindi mawawala ang usapan kung paano sila magkakajowa! Hehe

    Liked by 1 person

    • Doctor Eamer
      April 8, 2015

      How about you? πŸ™‚ Game over na ba?hehe

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      • Ram
        April 8, 2015

        Matagal nang game over! Hehe

        Liked by 1 person

      • Doctor Eamer
        April 8, 2015

        Sige, babalitaan kita kapag nagawa ko na ang 7 Levels of Relationships.haha for sure makakarelate ka dun since para sa mga gameover sa Levels of Singleness yun.hehe

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      • Ram
        April 8, 2015

        Haha game! Baka nasa level 7 ako. Char!

        Liked by 1 person

      • Doctor Eamer
        April 8, 2015

        Hahaha ikaw na! Baka pasok ka na sa 7 Levels of Marriage.lol πŸ™‚

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      • Ram
        April 8, 2015

        Lol! Hindi. Hindi ako gaanong fan ng kasal (pasintabi sa mga naniniwala, nirerespeto ko naman po kayo. lol)

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  8. roamulofied
    April 7, 2015

    ang kulit!

    Liked by 1 person

  9. rebelliousrick
    April 6, 2015

    natawa naman ako sa Single the explorer. hahaha

    Liked by 1 person

  10. Melgie
    April 3, 2015

    LOVE it! hahahah Dapat maging alisto bwente-kwatro for sure! so fun article to all singles out-there. Thanks for the laugh.:)
    http://www.sweetcuisinera.com

    Liked by 1 person

  11. Alyssa
    March 10, 2015

    Definitely Single! Aba. proud na proud pa ako πŸ˜€

    Liked by 1 person

  12. kababayan01
    February 20, 2015

    level 3 haha

    Liked by 1 person

  13. Mas
    February 10, 2015

    Fun article! Ako siguro level 3 at 6, pwede sana 7 pero di naman ako magaling magluto. Hehe. πŸ˜‰

    Liked by 1 person

  14. The City Roamer (@cityroamer)
    February 10, 2015

    Currently Level 6, pero level 5 din, umaasa pa LOL!

    Liked by 1 person

    • Doctor Eamer
      February 10, 2015

      Hahaha! πŸ™‚ Sabihan mo ako kapag gameover na πŸ™‚ #goodbyetosingleness

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  15. Marya
    February 9, 2015

    ako ay level 3, 5, 6 =) pero pwede na ding game over na maya maya =P

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  16. Peachy
    February 9, 2015

    I’m happily married but I enjoyed reading your post. So true! hahahaha. I have a number of friends who are already in their mid-30s but are still single. Still praying that they find the right partners who’d take good care of them. πŸ™‚

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  17. slickmaster
    February 8, 2015

    Level 6 ako dito. Haha! Well, I used to be singlke for 22 years bago ako nagka-gf. And now, na lampas isang taon na rin mula sa relasyon na yun, masaya pa rin ako anyway.

    Besides, pakialam ba nila kung sa edad na 24 ka ay single ka pa rin?

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  18. Jerboy Lupisan
    February 7, 2015

    Naalala ko tuloy yung obserbasyon ko dati. Kapag ang wall paper ng isang bubae e picture ng Holy Spirit, sigurado kang single iyon. Mukang nasa ikapitong antas iyon.

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  19. Floree Fullo
    February 7, 2015

    Very entertaining blog! I could say that as a single, some of those numbers hit me. Hahaha. Well, we should all be happy. I also love that Bible Verse “Everything is possible for one who believes.” (Mark 9:23).

    Nice blog entries! More power on your next ones.

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  20. Pluma
    February 7, 2015

    Kuya Seph! Sino ung kasama mo sa “kami”? Ehem. Kwento plssssss… πŸ˜€ Hahaha #lovelifepaMORE

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    • Doctor Eamer
      February 7, 2015

      Ikukuwento ko naman lahat. πŸ™‚ Sa Feb 14 pa nga lang πŸ™‚ #abangansafeb14 πŸ™‚ ❀

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  21. yolomoments12
    February 6, 2015

    Level 3 at level 5 πŸ™‚

    Liked by 1 person

    • Doctor Eamer
      February 6, 2015

      Ayaw mong mag-level 7 bro? Lol! πŸ™‚

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      • yolomoments12
        February 6, 2015

        Level 3 , 5 at 7 . HAHaHAHAH

        Liked by 1 person

      • yolomoments12
        February 6, 2015

        Makikiuso din ako bro. Gagawa din ako ng article tungkol sa single bukas πŸ™‚

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      • Doctor Eamer
        February 6, 2015

        Sure bro πŸ™‚ abangan ko yan πŸ™‚ #singlepamore πŸ™‚

        Liked by 1 person

      • yolomoments12
        February 6, 2015

        Medyo hindi nga lang kasing galing mo pero hayaan mona improve din to. HAAHAH πŸ˜€

        Liked by 1 person

      • Doctor Eamer
        February 6, 2015

        Ngek, the best of who you are cannot be seen in others πŸ™‚ you are unique πŸ™‚ Even sa pagsusulat natin. πŸ™‚ So just be who you are when you write bro πŸ™‚ looking forward to that #singlearticle πŸ™‚

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      • yolomoments12
        February 6, 2015

        Sige pagpupuyatan ko yan ngayon , hinde ako matutulog. HAHAH .

        Liked by 1 person

      • Doctor Eamer
        February 6, 2015

        Hahaha πŸ™‚ pero ang mga single natutulog…. ang puso. Lol! πŸ™‚

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  22. Mia
    February 6, 2015

    This is a good guide for singles out there and so hilariously written! Sadly, di na applicable sa akin, lol! Pero looking back, nung single pa ako, I believe nasa level 6 ako before I meet the love of my life.

    Liked by 1 person

  23. Clauie Belle
    February 6, 2015

    Level 3! Hahaha ❀

    Liked by 1 person

    • Doctor Eamer
      February 6, 2015

      #singlepamore πŸ™‚ go mother Hannah πŸ™‚

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      • Clauie Belle
        February 6, 2015

        Hahaha. #desperada in a good way πŸ™‚

        Liked by 1 person

      • Doctor Eamer
        February 6, 2015

        Yeah πŸ™‚ we are desperate for His presence πŸ™‚ we want next level to the next level of Encounter πŸ™‚ #supernaturalgrowth = #LevelUp

        Liked by 1 person

      • Clauie Belle
        February 6, 2015

        Indeed kuya. πŸ™‚ si Lord muna before anything else. πŸ™‚

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      • Doctor Eamer
        February 6, 2015

        After ni Lord, sino? πŸ™‚

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      • Clauie Belle
        February 7, 2015

        Hahaha. Kung sino iprepare ni Lord. ❀

        Liked by 1 person

  24. akosiclang
    February 6, 2015

    Level 4 πŸ˜‰

    Liked by 1 person

    • Doctor Eamer
      February 6, 2015

      Nagbebenta ako ng level up card, baka gusto mo bumili. Lol πŸ™‚

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      • akosiclang
        February 6, 2015

        Meron din ako binebenta nyan… πŸ™‚

        Liked by 1 person

      • Doctor Eamer
        February 6, 2015

        Hahaha!!! Yayaman tayo nan πŸ™‚

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